Alex Martinez is a rock star. Josh and Alex met back in the day when they were working together in a music store located in sunny downtown Worcester. Josh was probably about 17 at the time.
Besides being Josh's best friend Alex is the vice president of Dolce Vittoria, and a badass musician. Alex is known as "the one-take wonder." Doesn't matter what instrument it is that he's playing, chances are he will drop the track perfectly in one take. Alex is a proud owner of a JMP Guitar called the "East Coast Ninja."
Alex is an awesome pool player when he's focused or Agnes is on the phone in his ear while playing. Otherwise, he still a good player, but not invincible. Don't even try to play him when Agnes is on the phone.
Mike McMenemy and Josh met during kung fu classes in 1997. Spoon! Mike is also known as Ninja Mike, Kung Fu Mike, Plain Ol' Mike, Pale Dragon, Mikey, Demo, Sifu Demo, and of course, Sifu Mike.
Besides being Josh's best friend Mike is also a rockin' artist and guitarist and martial artist and Josh's kung fu brother. Needless to say, if he is your waiter, tip him well. ;) Oh yes, and he loves emoticons. (in Borat voice:) NOT! And he loves Borat too. NOT!
Mike is also a proud owner of a JMP Guitar called "Cognoscenti." Look it up at www.dictionary.com. Or not, it means geek.
Mai. Mai Mai. Mai Tee Mai. NguyenTeeMaiMai. AG. Maileah. She may be a doctor (pharmacist) but she's a dancer at heart, don't let her fool you. Also met at kung fu classes many moons ago. No longer studying kung fu but I bet she could still kick you in the nuts pretty hard.
Mai is probably testing pharmacy samples on her man "J-Dawg." To be fair he probably doesn't know. I'm guessing she mashes them up into his oatmeal which he likes to eat plain.
I made all that last part up, but nobody will ever read any of this so I guess it doesn't matter.
Mike is an awesome friend. Josh has known him forever. In fact, when Josh was 14 and Mike was 12, Mike taught Josh how to drive. Yeah. Goofy Mike. He's a funny bastage. Also a great friend that you can always rely on.
Mike works too much. I think he basically lives at Best Buy. They should promote him already, he's cooler than they are.
Mike is a big time DIY kinda guy. That rhymed. He built his own custom screen for his projector and totally pimped out his own whip. Hey Mike, quit wasting your time and open up a detailing shop or something. Slacker.
Josh's goofy pain in the ass little brother. Why is he a pain in the ass? Well, he found out Sophia and Joshua were getting married in August, so he decided to get married in May. Poop head. (It used to say Poophead, but the spell check changed it into two words. It's still accurate.)
So Liba, Eily's fiancee is awesome too. Speaking of two, Liba has been planning their wedding since she was two. It better be awesome, cause that's a lot of hype.
So when Eily was pre-med Josh saw him wearing a suit and said he should be a lawyer. Eily didn't believe him. Josh was right, and now Eily is putting off going to law school because he's a procrastinator. Gotta be good at something I guess.
Val. Sophy's best friend since high-school. I haven't really met her yet, so that should be fun this summer at the wedding. From what Sophy tells me, she's crazy like her. So, to put it simple, she's fuckin' crazy. In the good way.
Vanessa is Sophy's other best friend whom she met in college. Vanessa is also a funny, crazy person and a talented photographer. Vanessa has the camera lens that I want, I'm jealous. I actually did meet her, and she's cool, just a little short, so wear some heels at the wedding. Seriously.
We love Agnes. She's a good friend to both Sophy and Josh. She's funny as hell and a great person to talk to. Also, she's Alex's wife. Anybody that could tame that guy is definitely special, and she really does complete him.
Agnes is hilarious. I won't go into details but we were hanging out at their apartment embarrassing Alex with one of the gifts he got from his bachelor's party.
Agnes is a doctor. If you have a headache, she's the one that says "take two of these and don't call me in the morning." ;)
Money. Sophy's two younger sisters are funny. They're basically like Sophy's personality split in half. Sophy's personality put simply has the Gangsta Girl, wannabe tough girl, and the other half is a quirky, funny, silly girl.
Money is definitely the Gangsta Girl. She's got her tough exterior, but inside she's also a sweetheart with the sillyness hiding and trying to get out. It's in there, don't let her fool you.
Seriously though, Money has a lot of personality for someone only 3 feet tall.
Dirty. Dirty Dori is Definitely the Dorky silly side. Don't get me wrong, she's cool and she pretends to be tough a little too, but she's a goofball. Laughing her ass off, falling over stuff, wrestling with her mom or her sisters, she's always up to something.
She's also 10 feet tall. So be very careful about staying on her good side, or she'll be scraping you off the bottom of her gigantic shoe.